it's just a deal | satoru gojo

Sold to the highest bidder — a blindfolded vampire with a dangerous smile — you're the only human whose blood drives them mad and whose mind they can't control.

All hot and bothered, you open that familiar app to relieve yourself of your own frustrations. You had a lot of money to spare, but quite a lot of options. With a sense of desperation, you click on the homepage. So many options to choose from, till your cursor eventually clicks on one of them. Fortunately for you, you seem to be the biggest tipper. Though, one question still remains: Who piques your interest tonight?

There are three rules: Don’t fuck with your best friend’s boyfriend. Don’t reply to Satoru Gojo after midnight. And under no circumstances should you let him stay for breakfast. Caroline broke the first rule during a weekend getaway. The second—the very next night. The third became a problem when Satoru started acting as if he had no intention of leaving at all.

When Y/N overhears Bakugo describe his 'perfect girl'—who sounds nothing like her—she starts to wonder if their relationship was built on explosions or just one big mistake.

After an innocent misunderstanding at a Wayne Foundation gala turns you into Gotham's latest obsession, Bruce Wayne offers an unusual solution: pretend to date one of his sons until the rumors disappear. Unfortunately, Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian all have very different opinions about who deserves the honor. Between staged dates, competitive flirting, jealous glances, and increasingly suspicious feelings, keeping things strictly professional might be impossible.

The Heian Court was a snake pit of gossip, but the biggest scandal was the Emperor himself. Ryomen Sukuna. Usually, the Emperor was a puppet for weak ministers. Not Sukuna. He was a four-eyed, giant tyrant who took the throne by force. He spent his days bored out of his mind, ignoring the ministers and terrorizing his pavilion of concubines, who screamed or fainted whenever he looked at them. Except for one concubine’s lady-in-waiting. You.

When notorious hitman Toji Fushiguro bleeds onto your floor and hands you a stack of yen to act like his partner, a quiet downtown flower shop becomes Tokyo’s most unlikely safehouse and fake dating becomes dangerously real.

Two years as a couple, several years of knowing each other, and the miles that have become a part of their everyday life. Megumi Fushiguro is studying in a different city, while Caroline Mizuki has remained in their hometown. Their daily routine consists of messages sent between classes, evening phone calls, and FaceTime sessions that often only end when one of them falls asleep. Fortunately, there are still weekends, mutual friends, family gatherings, and those moments they both look forward to all week long. Stolen hoodies, spontaneous dates, minor squabbles, jealousy, laughter, nights spent lost in one another, and goodbyes that, every single time, come far too soon.

A fake relationship with the strongest sorcerer was supposed to last one month—until pretending started feeling real.

You just managed to embarrass yourself in front of Dabura after weeks of trying to figure out how to make him notice you. Sukuna, your childhood best friend and next-door neighbor, witnessed the entire disaster and decides to intervene. He offers to teach you how to date. What starts as harmless practice quickly turns into fake dates and one ridiculous proposal: pretend to be his girlfriend. The problem? Sukuna has wanted you for years.