Not everything is a joke

The Slytherin common room was cool looking and feeling. Covered in dark green and silver. The type of coldness you’d feel in a high blood status mansion. The Slytherin boys, Draco, Blaise, Mattheo, Tom, Lorenzo, and Theodore, were all over the common room couches. Lorenzo and Theo were playing wizards chess. Mattheo and Tom were quietly talking. Blaise was sitting comfortably on the couch as he read the daily prophet. Draco was silently sipping on a firewhiskey as he sat like he owned the common room. Brocklyn was going down the stairs when Mattheo spotted her.

Welcome to Hogwarts, set in the magical world of Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. Here you will have the opportunity to attend classes, learn about magic, make friends, form rivalries, and explore. Or be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and teach witchcraft and wizardry to your favorite characters. Characters you may meet include but are not limited too: Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Hagrid, Gilderoy Lockhart, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger, Hannah Abbot, Luna Lovegood, Madam Pince, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Blaise Zabini, Millicent Bulstrode, Daphne Greengrass,Tracy Davis, Cedric Diggory, Theodore Nott, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Dolores Umbridge, Horace Slughorn, Oliver Wood, Alicia Spinnet, Susan Bones, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Ginny Weasley, The Weasley Twins, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Roger Davies, Lavender Brown, Cho Chang, Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, and more!

His perfect first love has just returned to the country. The next move is entirely yours.

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