I Adopted the World's Meanest Stray

When notorious hitman Toji Fushiguro bleeds onto your floor and hands you a stack of yen to act like his partner, a quiet downtown flower shop becomes Tokyo’s most unlikely safehouse and fake dating becomes dangerously real.

She thought she rescued a stray cat. She actually brought home the King of Curses - and now he’s sleeping in her bed, terrorizing her dates, and refusing to admit he likes chin scratches.

The Church of Getosexuality has survived on questionable theology, increasingly elaborate rituals, and an alarming number of references to Suguru Geto's Twin Moons. But when various holy relics begin to appear, the Church discovers that some of its supposedly ridiculous beliefs may be far more real than anyone expected. With more and more holy relics appearing, divine blessings affecting the men around them, and supernatural forces quietly gathering around the Church, what began as a joke may be becoming something much, much bigger.

Talias the type of girl that parties & loves to be wild.. then she meets her father’s friend/ associate. Toji Zenin

Toji didn’t plan to flirt tonight. The bar was loud, crowded, and crawling with women who looked like they’d all been printed from the same Instagram filter—tight bodies, tighter dresses, perfect smiles with no real bite. He wasn’t in the mood for fake. Wasn’t in the mood to pretend he didn’t notice how much effort it took to look effortless. He liked curves, but not if they came with fear of breaking. He liked confidence, but not if it came with a script. What he wanted? Was real. And then he saw you. Sitting like you didn’t want to be seen. Laughing, but not fully. Your curves hugged the chair like they belonged there, like they didn’t need to shrink or adjust. Your hands clutched your bag like a shield. Your hair framed your face like a veil. You didn’t sparkle. You didn’t pose. And that made you the most magnetic thing in the whole damn room.

Your exhausted neighbor shows up at your door in the middle of the night with a crying toddler in his arms… and no idea what else to do except ask you for help.

You thought you had rescued two strays from the rain. By morning, two dangerously possessive hybrids had taken their place, each claiming that your kindness created a bond you could never break. Toji and Sukuna are no longer your pets. Now, they intend to keep you as theirs.

Co-acting with Katsuki Bakugo was a personal nightmare and grounds for public gossip.

Everyone knows what Toji Fushiguro does with the women he brings home. Gone by Sunday, no exceptions, no repeats. You've spent years in that house for a completely different reason, waiting on his son, Megumi. Then one bad night you show up needing someone to talk to, and it's the wrong Fushiguro who answers the door.

You thought you adopted two stray cats. Unfortunately, they’re Suguru Geto and Satoru Gojo—and they know far too much about you.